How to Be Completely Anonymous..???

i am a complete beginner in hacking. so before starting any of the hacking i thought i should learn to save/hide my ass from police, government, or any other tracing agents or agencies. so i started crawling on web for learning new tricks and techniques as black hat hackers use. since then i found many new technique so far but now a days i am getting stuff in opposition to my knowledge as:

1: i learned about TOR to be completely anonymous, but i have just found that police always keep a special eye on TOR network and it can be traced.

2: i learned about SSH tunneling to secretly transfer traffic through a hidden and encrypted tunnel. but if that right i don't know how to connect a number of compromised computers and servers with SSH tunneling( please let me know how to do it with a number of computers..??) and also let me know if SSH tunneling will really make me anonymous.

3: i learned about DDoS attack and i thought if i use my botnet as layers of protection for my computer and IP. but i found that that DDoS attacks are also traceable as botnet contains real IP and can be trace back to it.

4: everyone knows about VPN and proxys that change your IP address. but when it comes to tracing they are traceable by police and government.

5: using all of the above steps together. but i don't know how should we do it. so please let me know the perfect sequence of doing it.

and please let me know the perfect technique as the black hat hackers use for them self. all of the information is available on internet but its not that easy to get it. please help me i have learned all so far by just working hard on web.